Jazz Thornton

ELIMINATED: Eli Matthewson (and Johnny Williams) – jive · 29 ; 7. Alex Vaz (and Brittany Coleman) – rumba · 27 ; 6. Eric Murray (and Loryn Reynolds) – cha cha · 27.

But this is Dancing with the Stars (or Throwing Women with the Stars), not Personality with the Stars. That’s… pretty much every other show, really. I feel weird calling it “hot” because this will live on the internet forever, but it was hot! This seems as good a place as any to brag that I was on the Lizzo train about five years before everybody else was, and I have seen her live twice! This wasn’t great, according to the judges, but according to me this was pretty charming and fun! I have more thoughts about that than this dance, but this was quite nice, I suppose! Is there something broken at Dancing with the Stars? Eli was clearly one of the best dancers on the show, and had so much more to give.