Guy Williams

There are backup dancers in leather shorts, Two Dollar Shop cop costumes and a genuinely awkward run-in with an ex that left me cringing in the corner with my ...

"This is the low point of my career," he says after wrestling off his policeman's hat. Shaggy Sheepdog is up next, looking like he came straight from Splendour in the Grass in a sparkly singlet, bucket hat and gumboots. Regal Rose arrives on stage sporting the second scariest eyes next to Mantis and is wearing what appears to be a giant applique quilt. And we've seen the evidence: he dances better than that. Is it, Guy? Not that Leo Molloy interview? Is it Dr Ashley Bloomfield, asks Neilson. I don't think this is what Bloomers meant when he said he wanted karaoke at his farewell party, guys. Clinton Randell - or one of his clones - is hosting tonight's episode. Why the steampunk costume? Meanwhile, Playing Mantis doesn't play well with my phobia of bugs. So crack open that bottle of rosé, sit back and we'll get through this together. I develop a strong sense of being uncomfortable. Why does it only have one eye?