Santa

2022 - 12 - 24

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Image courtesy of "The New Yorker"

Reported Problems with Santa's New Tesla Sleigh (The New Yorker)

Reindeer have begun to protest what they believe to be unlawful termination. Santa disagrees and insists that he doesn't “need those weird little horses ...

Sleigh auto-parks while Santa is inside each house putting presents under the tree. A frustrated Santa shouts, “Merry Christmas to only some of you!” as sleigh flies across the sky. Santa is forced to liquidate most North Pole assets to pay for updated sleigh model. Santa unable to “just fucking do it” himself. Internal sleigh navigation won’t synch with the “naughty” or “nice” lists. Facial recognition for sleigh ignition is unable to recognize Santa consistently through beard and hat.

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Image courtesy of "BBC News"

Newquay surfers dress as Santa to ride waves for charity (BBC News)

Surfers of all ages and abilities turned up for the fun surf session raising money for charity.

The surf school said the event had raised more than £100 for the RNLI, The Wave Project and Surfers Against Sewage. Some surfers in Cornwall put on Santa hats and took to the sea for a charity event in Cornwall on Friday. The Santa Surf at Towan Beach in Newquay was organised by the Escape Surf School for charity, with people dressing up in the festive spirit.

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